Four state drive OR You can't fuck with destiny
I just rolled into Chicago. That's right. 800 miles, 12 hours, four states, only four stops, immeadiately after doing a sixty minute broadway.
I'm about to head to the gym for some Sunday afternoon cardio and abs. No really, I am, simply because nobody else would. How disgusting is that? I've got work to do. World domination begins tomorrow.
Before I go, i'd like to thank my ipod, Devestaor, to whom which my trip would have not been made possible. Also, big ups to the ohio turnpike starbucks and the very rad 24hr Starbucks that I hit up in PA, your contributions were greatly apprieciated. The redbull company would now actually like to thanks ME for helping to pay for some CEOs childs college education due to all my purchases.
I think it's hilarious that there's a lot of idiots out there that think pulling the tights is "sports entertainment". Go watch baseball, trolls....
Tenderly, I remain: