CM Punk (cmpunk) wrote,
CM Punk
cmpunk

"Fuck you Joboo, you mean to tell me Jesus Chirst can't hit a curve ball?"

Yeah. I was just laying in bed for three hours, after reading for about two, and STILL CANNOT GET TO SLEEP. I would like to rant and rave about things.

First off...oh shit, now I rememeber what I wanted to write about. Steroids. Somebody brought to my attention a commentary written by Lance Storm and it was a great read. Of course, i'm a douche bag and don't know the addy of it, and even if I did, due to my 'puter illiteracy wouldn't be able to link ya'll to it anyway. Regardless, i'm sure it's a widely known fact that Lacnce Storm says he's never touched a steroid in his life.

Now, i've never met Lance Storm, but I will admit to thinking that was bullshit for some time. Now i'm not too sure though. I mean, I pretty much have drawn a target on myself being straight edge and in the wrestling business, and i've heard people tell other people that i'm on all sorts of shit. So I thought about it, and it just never occured to me that Lance is probably telling the truth. I never put that much thought into it. I feel pretty silly about it honestly. I basically had the same thought process in regards to Lance, that the haters have towards me. I'm 26 years old. I didn't start working out until I was 17 or 18 and I only started working out because I was getting into the wrestling business. It's taken TONS of hard work to get where I am today, and i'm lieterally still learning and maturning in the gym. I weigh a whopping 212 pounds, and can be freaquently heard mumbling, "i'm fat" while doing at least an hour of cardio a day. I think I look like shit. I think I certainly don't look like somebody who is all gassed up. Sweet jeebus could you imagine if I *was* on the gas? I'd be a monster! Or maybe not, because i'm not too sure how steriods really work. I know people who said they were on and it didn't even look like they went to a gym. Would I have to eat more to maintain my weight? Would I be even MORE angry (think about how scary that would be)? Everybody is different, and my body respods horribly to carbs, so I try to keep 'em low...and holy shit am I rambling. I'll try to focus.....

Lance looks great, always has, and it's gotta be hell keeping that up with a full time wrestling schedule, but after thinking about it, it can be done. I'm not so lucky in the genetics department, so I feel i've gotta work extra hard, or at least a lot harder than most. I love hearing, or reading about silly fans that SWEAR i'm on this, or i'm taking that. Really, I do. It's almost inspiring in a way. I must look good, 'cause the kid with the screen name that ends in 316 says i'm on steroids!!!!

Fuck, I totally have no idea what my point is. Lance wrote a great commentary on it all, go find it.
Lance Storm is not on Steroids. Neither am I. I cannot however, vouch for Daizee Haze at all.

Maybe after I actually do sleep, i'll try to formulate a better written commentary on whatever the hell it was I was trying to say. Or maybe i'll just go to the gym...
drug. fucking. free.
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Well for me its just great to know that Im not the only drug free guy in the world \m/
Dumbass fans will accuse anyone of being juiced at some point or another. But there are ways to tell who is and who isn't if you know the signs. Zero bodyfat, or maybe bacne so bad they have to bandage you up when the makeup girl pops 'em...

BTW: Sweet Baby Hay-zeus I hope they are paying you well. I hope you work smart and stay out of the way and make your money and get out of there with your image and self-respect intact...you've worked to hard to become who you are and I just can't see how they're going to let you be Punk. I hope I'm dead wrong.

Another BTW: Stamford is making me hate wrestling. Why do I let them do this to me?

You're my hero Punk. Show Stamford what it's like to be SxE.

Good luck and thanks for making me feel good to be drug free.
It's awesome hearing from you so many times over the last few days.

I said the same thing in Joe's journal, but I wished him luck with TNA and I'm wishing you luck in WWE. Hopefully we won't be hearing your name and "underused" in the same sentence.
i love you.
and i demand more entries!
p.s. you need to get a myspace. ask cabana how to do it.
I read Storm's commentary quite often, so yeah, I agree it's great.

CM, in regards to "Lance looks great, always has, and it's gotta be hell keeping that up with a full time wrestling schedule", maybe that's why he decided to stop wrestling? He's just warn out? Compared to others, he's young for a retired wrestler.
Thoughtful ... I read the Storm commentary ... but Punk, you definatly need some sleep! ;)

Anonymous

August 10 2005, 13:30:18 UTC 12 years ago

Punk, you are awesome.
aaaaaaaah..........Major Leauge. ownage

Anonymous

August 10 2005, 14:46:02 UTC 12 years ago

It's funny how much your sheep will listen. Get off the gas Punk.

Smoochez,
J.P.
Yeah, it's a sad misconception that all wrestlers MUST be on the gas now days. I guess if they look at the WWE I can see how they draw that conclusion. Unless of course the never sleep, and just use that time to train.

Of course that is always diminished by the fact that HHH can tear a quad, and lose a ton of weight, and is not able to work out nearly as much because of the leg, but he still manages to come back looking MUCH bigger then when he left.
I don't think you look like you've been on steroids. I think you look like a guy who works out as hard as he can...and you are not fat you paranoid adolescent ;)

(!M3L!)

whoa

Anonymous

August 10 2005, 18:01:07 UTC 12 years ago

for someone who only would post once every four months punk has been a roll with 3 entrys in 4 days crazy well i guess appreciate now when he's on the road 5 days of the week i highly doubt we'll see it updated again oh these precious moments

go punk go
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