CM Punk ([info]cmpunk) wrote,
@ 2005-10-22 03:08:00
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Current mood: pessimistic
Current music:ella fitzgerald

Random acts of senseless...
Elijah Burke says I say "fuck" a lot. I do. I really really do. I don't think it's a bad thing at all.
I want a shirt that just says "fuck you" on it, and I want to wear it while walking through airports all day. There's no such thing as a bad word, just bad intentions.

I'm going to the zoo tomorrow. Or later today due to what time it is. I should really be asleep. Chances are I don't set my alarm, wake up way late, throw things due to waking up way late, skip doing legs and just do an hour of cardio, then either A. go to the zoo for maybe two hours, or B. hang out at the sushi bar all day and drown my sorrow in rice and edemame.

I can't seem to go to the movies without getting popcorn. And it never fails when I ask for a medium, then tell me how much money i'll save, or what the small amount is to upgrade to a large, and then look at me like i'm crazy when I tell them if I wanted a FUCKING (there it is again!) large I would've asked for one. Run on sentences rule. AND so does starting sentences with and. I recently saw Domino and Corpse Bride. I liked both, but maybe they're renters. Maybe.

There's a very large cemetary near by that I think i'm going to spend some time in soon. Cardio in the cemetary! Nothin' can beat it.

Go check out my "ask Punker" stuff on my website (cmpunk.com) for answers to questions I get asked all too often. There's maybe....two interesting questions asked out of fifty so far. Nobody is challenging anymore, and everybody thinks they're as funny as me. That's right, i said it. You should see some of the questions I don't bother answering....

It's hilarious to me how I work out like crazy, super hard everyday, STILL think i'm fat, and yet am too lazy to spell check this. It's also ironic when you consider one of my pet peeves is the fact that nobody knows how to spell anymore, OR use proper punctuation. Don't even get me started on the people that use number for letters....fuckin' hell ya'll, i'm going to snap very shortly.

Pygmy hippos and a 12 foot albino alligator here I come!

Tenderly I remain your antisocial king....
XxX


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[info]nickmaniwak5
2005-10-22 07:40 am UTC (link)
I love the Ask Punk section. It's great. Nobody will ever be as funny as you ever... well except Sinbad.

Maniwa

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[info]etv
2005-10-22 07:54 am UTC (link)
Hmmmmmm.......FUCK!

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(Anonymous)
2005-11-07 06:50 pm UTC (link)
I love saying the word "FUCK" as well...its a funny word to say....epsecially when your yelling at someone and it just comes out of your mouth a bunches of time! HEHE

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[info]f4l
2005-10-22 07:58 am UTC (link)
There's no such thing as a bad word, just bad intentions.

Agreed.

Hope you enjoy the zoo/sushi bar.

(!M3L!)

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[info]aintgotacent
2005-10-22 08:22 am UTC (link)
Just be careful wearing a shirt like that to the airport. A woman was kicked off a flight recently for wearing a shirt that said "Meet the fuckers" on it. Of course, it should be mentioned that this shirt had a picture of our esteemed president on it, but still. The airport seemed to take less issue with the message and more issue with the word.

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[info]houseofwhacks
2005-10-22 09:03 am UTC (link)
Fuck 'em all, that's what I say. And since you brought up spelling...it's actually "y'all" not "ya'll". Since it's a contraction of "you all", the apostrophe should go where the missing letters - 'ou' - would have been. Common mistake. I'm just sayin'.

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[info]aimee55
2005-10-22 10:24 am UTC (link)
I love the word "fuck". It just rolls off the tongue so nicely. And Elijah Burke is an asshole. He is without a doubt the most hated man in OVW right now. He has about 5 fans, it's pathetic. But when you walk up to the fans in the crowd and ask them if they've ever had sex with a black man, you're just asking to be treated like the fucking bag of douche that you are.

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[info]insanej
2005-10-22 08:26 pm UTC (link)
Actually, he has about 10 fans, but all of them are fucking idiots. They're all overweight old chicks, who have nothing better to do than spend money on custom-made Elijah shirts and shitty little photo albums.

The word "cunt" works very well for them.

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(Anonymous)
2005-11-07 06:49 pm UTC (link)
Whats the matter liking Elijah Burke insane j? There are people out there who do like he? Is that a problem?

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[info]insanej
2005-11-08 06:40 pm UTC (link)
I have no idea how to respond to this, because it doesn't make sense. It's not a problem to like someone at all, I just don't understand why people can't distinguish the nice guys outside from inside the ring. Elijah's always been nice to me outside the ring, but I just think he's kind of green in the ring. He messes up a lot, and it sucks to see everyone not catching it.

I'm taking a guess that this is Elijah, btw.

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[info]blacksunshine13
2005-10-22 10:27 am UTC (link)
Fuck!

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[info]mc_matt_shady
2005-10-22 10:52 am UTC (link)
Fuck, man. Fuuuuuuuuuuccccccccccckkkkk....

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[info]o6willy6wonka6o
2005-10-22 11:43 am UTC (link)
While in Louisville doing training you need to check out some good hardcore shows.

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[info]_venusinfursx
2005-10-22 12:14 pm UTC (link)
you are such an asshole.
i asked an interesting question! the quote question was gold and you fuckin know it.
domino looks gay. kiera knightly (sp?) pisses me off greatly & i dont think i could take her seriously in that role at all --she's still the snob in pirates of the carribean. although...yanno, it does have christopher walken...

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[info]jesterstear
2005-10-22 01:15 pm UTC (link)
I can't seem to go to the movies without getting popcorn. And it never fails when I ask for a medium, then tell me how much money i'll save, or what the small amount is to upgrade to a large, and then look at me like i'm crazy when I tell them if I wanted a FUCKING (there it is again!) large I would've asked for one.

The counter drones are made to say things like that or they get fired. Lighten up.

I wouldn't look at you like you were crazy if you responded to me with profanity just because I was doing my job. I'd just tell you to go to the back of the line and try again when you can act like an adult.

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[info]taiga_star
2005-10-22 02:06 pm UTC (link)
you think you're fat? it amuses me when people (who are far from fat) think they are. the first time they make you job to Mable, come back and tell us how fat you think you are. just putting some prespective on it for you hun. stay true, we love you.

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(Anonymous)
2005-11-07 06:46 pm UTC (link)
Yeah I agree with you Taiga Star...Punk your not FAT at all. You look great!!!

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(Anonymous)
2005-10-22 02:14 pm UTC (link)
I <3 Elijah Burke

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(Anonymous)
2005-10-22 10:15 pm UTC (link)
You need your fucking teeth kicked in. If I liked Elijah Burke I'd make sure it was anonymous too, you pussy.

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[info]s3r3nity
2005-10-22 03:13 pm UTC (link)
The popcorn thing is very true, except for me its the soda. You save 50 cent if you get a large and free refills, you can't go wrong. You need to go visit kernel sanders statue and leave him some KFC BBQ sauce. And I don't care. Domino was awesome, worth it, but I don't know about corpse bride. I still can't convince you to go see Elizabeth town, I'm just kidding. Have fun at the zoo.

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[info]prophecyangel
2005-10-22 03:19 pm UTC (link)
you should get the book Eats, Shoots, and Leaves: The Zero Tolerance Approach to Punctuation by Lynn Truss. It will make you into a punctuation Nazi...

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[info]ironteddybear
2005-10-22 03:24 pm UTC (link)
Someone needs a hug...

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[info]bad_kat_2005
2005-10-22 03:46 pm UTC (link)
Hey, You'll love the alligator he's cool as fuck! I say fuck all the time too, don't worry about it! Elijah is a bible thumper! Great show last night you were funny as fuck!

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Yo
(Anonymous)
2005-10-22 04:46 pm UTC (link)
It's our job to try to upsale. Otherwise we get fired.

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[info]mr_macintyre
2005-10-22 05:10 pm UTC (link)
Agweed on the grammar pet peeve.

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D0n't h8 t3h l33t...
(Anonymous)
2005-10-22 06:50 pm UTC (link)
I was very much tempted to write this entire comment in numbers but if I did and I ever met you in person, I'd be dumb enough to mention it and be on the receiving end of a Pepsi Plunge off the nearest moderately high object.

PS- fuck

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[info]insanej
2005-10-22 08:24 pm UTC (link)
1) I hate Elijah Burke. As a person, he's always been pretty cool, but he sucks in the ring. That's just my opinion. Not that you asked.

2) The numbers for letters shit annoys the fuck out of me too.

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[info]witheredcyborg
2005-10-22 11:54 pm UTC (link)
wow, I read that section of your website earlier. That was some funny shit

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[info]northcarolina33
2005-10-23 08:04 am UTC (link)
Finally! Someone else who saw Domino. And liked it as well.

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[info]cwsmark55
2005-10-23 08:38 am UTC (link)
The silly ironic thing is that when you get popcorn at a show you're not saving any money because of how overly expensive the popcorn is in the first place.

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[info]elegia_xo
2005-10-24 10:50 am UTC (link)
shit dude, you keep dropping the f-bomb and you'll never get called up to the main roster... ;)

i joke, of course. but seriously, you're straight edge, so presumably you can't really be consuming enough crap to make you fat if you're doing at least an hour of cardio a day? admittedly it's been a while since i've seen you in the ring (in the uk, it's damn near impossible to find any usa indie stuff, aside from roh), but you sure as hell didn't fall under the fat category.

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Just A Friend
(Anonymous)
2005-10-26 12:28 am UTC (link)
hey.
your not fat. But it'll be useless trying to tell you this, and hypocritical. If you really wanna lose weight, try swimming. It burns 200 calories an hour (and thats just going slow) and it creates long lasting muscles. I lost 10 lbs. a month just swimming. Make sure to breathe every three strokes, or your arm muscles become unbalanced.
hope you had fun at the zoo/sushi bar

~*~a friend~*~

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True
[info]dynamic_dave
2005-10-29 03:21 pm UTC (link)
The Ask Punk section is a great idea. I suppose people have a lack of creativity in addition to lack of spelling ability.

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[info]elegia_xo
2005-12-20 12:59 pm UTC (link)
you may say "fuck" too much, but at least you're not becoming a part of 'team spirit'.

hahahaha!

seriously dude, please don't let them stick you with a terrible gimmick just for the sake of getting on tv and a bigger paycheck.

it'd be awesome to see you in tna for punk vs joe iii and a styles/joe/punk/daniels four-way. you've chosen your path though, i hope it goes awesomely for you.

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movies
(Anonymous)
2007-04-11 06:07 pm UTC (link)
i dont know about u but i think that the corpse bride is a discrase to the nightmare before christmas.oh and by the way i say FUCK alot to

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(Anonymous)
2007-05-13 12:32 pm UTC (link)
U DO SAY THE WORD FUCK TOO MUCH!!! ITS A PRETTY ANNOYING WORD.I DO BELIEVE IN SWEAR WORDS UNLIKE U.BUT DONT LISTEN TO ME SAY WHAT U WANT.

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(Anonymous)
2007-08-09 03:41 am UTC (link)
no it isn't an annoying word.

+cm punk's hot

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How about this question?
(Anonymous)
2007-11-28 02:11 am UTC (link)
First I would like to introduce myself. My name's Santina. I am a fan of yours which means I watch you all the time on ECW. I've tried to message you on myspace about how kick ass I think you are and how I respect you for doing what your doing. I could go on and on about how great and amazing I think you are, but that would probably bore the shit out of you. Haha so I'll just ask you a question that will hopefully be more challenging than the same questions you face day after day. Was there ever a time where people doubted your success with wrestling. And if so, how did you conquer that? Did you feed off the negative effort to prove them all wrong? I'm asking because I'm facing alot of people who are doubting me and need advice how to get through it. If you could give me some that would be WOW beyond words! If you ever get this please write me back at my email misssantanita@aol.com. Thanks so much! XOXO

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(Anonymous)
2008-09-11 07:56 pm UTC (link)
Lmao; This was like the funniest one; I Love It;

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