CM Punk (cmpunk) wrote,
CM Punk

"Fuck you Joboo, you mean to tell me Jesus Chirst can't hit a curve ball?"

Yeah. I was just laying in bed for three hours, after reading for about two, and STILL CANNOT GET TO SLEEP. I would like to rant and rave about things.

First off...oh shit, now I rememeber what I wanted to write about. Steroids. Somebody brought to my attention a commentary written by Lance Storm and it was a great read. Of course, i'm a douche bag and don't know the addy of it, and even if I did, due to my 'puter illiteracy wouldn't be able to link ya'll to it anyway. Regardless, i'm sure it's a widely known fact that Lacnce Storm says he's never touched a steroid in his life.

Now, i've never met Lance Storm, but I will admit to thinking that was bullshit for some time. Now i'm not too sure though. I mean, I pretty much have drawn a target on myself being straight edge and in the wrestling business, and i've heard people tell other people that i'm on all sorts of shit. So I thought about it, and it just never occured to me that Lance is probably telling the truth. I never put that much thought into it. I feel pretty silly about it honestly. I basically had the same thought process in regards to Lance, that the haters have towards me. I'm 26 years old. I didn't start working out until I was 17 or 18 and I only started working out because I was getting into the wrestling business. It's taken TONS of hard work to get where I am today, and i'm lieterally still learning and maturning in the gym. I weigh a whopping 212 pounds, and can be freaquently heard mumbling, "i'm fat" while doing at least an hour of cardio a day. I think I look like shit. I think I certainly don't look like somebody who is all gassed up. Sweet jeebus could you imagine if I *was* on the gas? I'd be a monster! Or maybe not, because i'm not too sure how steriods really work. I know people who said they were on and it didn't even look like they went to a gym. Would I have to eat more to maintain my weight? Would I be even MORE angry (think about how scary that would be)? Everybody is different, and my body respods horribly to carbs, so I try to keep 'em low...and holy shit am I rambling. I'll try to focus.....

Lance looks great, always has, and it's gotta be hell keeping that up with a full time wrestling schedule, but after thinking about it, it can be done. I'm not so lucky in the genetics department, so I feel i've gotta work extra hard, or at least a lot harder than most. I love hearing, or reading about silly fans that SWEAR i'm on this, or i'm taking that. Really, I do. It's almost inspiring in a way. I must look good, 'cause the kid with the screen name that ends in 316 says i'm on steroids!!!!

Fuck, I totally have no idea what my point is. Lance wrote a great commentary on it all, go find it.
Lance Storm is not on Steroids. Neither am I. I cannot however, vouch for Daizee Haze at all.

Maybe after I actually do sleep, i'll try to formulate a better written commentary on whatever the hell it was I was trying to say. Or maybe i'll just go to the gym...
drug. fucking. free.
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That takes me back to Cyber Slam 1999 when Storm cut a passionate promo about being steroid-free before berating "fat" Tommy Dreamer and getting a face full of his own piss. Happy days.

Also, until reading the title of this entry I have never known ANYONE who has seen 'Major League'. And why haven't any wrestlers used the Joan Jett version of "Wild Thing" as their entrance music like Charlie Sheen did in the movie?
I'm pretty sure that Atsushi Onita used Jett's cover of Wild Thing for his entrance music.
I just wanted to know if you'll keep up the livejournal once you get into the WWE and all.

I hope so, its one of my favourite blogs on the net.
Dammit Punk, check your E-Mail! I have a question about a shirt of yours!

PS. Major League owns :)
Punk, I think its an inspiration that you worked hard to get in the shape you are in and never took a short cut using the steroids. The people who take those substances never think about the damage it will do to their bodies in years to come. It is simply not worth it to tamper with such things. It is never easy to go against the peer pressure of others. It takes a really strong person to stick their merits and do the right things in their lives. I am very proud to be fan of yours, Punk, because you are an inspiration and you one of the last true role models out there in this day and age. Thank you for being the person you are and I only hope you can continue to be the strong person you are for years to come.

For those who haven't seen Lance Storm's commentary on steroids simply go to:

Good luck to you Punk in your future endeavors and keep up the great stuff.

Good luck in WWE


August 10 2005, 23:56:04 UTC 12 years ago

as a bodybuilding fan, you look awful, but as a wrestler you look great man. i like where you're at, im almost there now. you're my 'attainable goal' physique wise.

dont be so hard onyourself,dammit!

Can't wait to see you in WWE. Promoting "Straight Edge", if done right, will be one step in easing any embarrassment nowadays in being a wrestling fan. Good luck in OVW, hope to see you on the main roster sooner than later.


August 11 2005, 04:32:55 UTC 12 years ago

Yes, while I do not agree with or support what WWE is doing with wrestling, I am sure this is a point you've wanted to reach in your career. Still I hope you will not allow yourself to be taken advantage of. This thread from another wrestling board was a joke rumor, for example:

...but I fear the E trying to do something like that to you for real. I just hope you'll be the same C.M. we all know and love, and not turned into some lame comedy act.
Punk, like I said at FIP to you on Friday night. Make it big. Run that ball all the way to the end zone and 500 yards more. You look great; better than most of the steroid free athletes in sports. Take pride in that.

You have the psychology game mastered, and you cut the best promos out of all the guys on the indy scene right now. If you don't make it in the WWE, it will be a first class crime. One day, Punk. I'm going to wrestle you. It will happen. Mark my words.
i agree with what venusinfursx said, you do need a myspace. they are great and can be much fun. if anyone has a myspace here's a link to mine
lol too true my man. All too true.
You know you'll never get the gains you want in the gym with rest... C'mon, Punk! I know you're not into drugs, but NyQuil for God's sakes


August 19 2005, 16:50:23 UTC 12 years ago

sorry bro i'm the one who said you were on the gas, but hey it got me mad over in the roh forum which i think we can both agree was long over due. so its not like me tainting your name by the slightest wasnt for a good cause at all. i'm sorry though, i'll make it up to you bro, i'll create you in no mercy and win the world title with it.
Apreciate all your work on the indu scene Punker. Highest regards for when you break into the E. Show 'em what talent is.



September 24 2005, 15:58:12 UTC 12 years ago

Great post, thank God you aren't on Steroids. You look good without them.

well i can vouch that daizee is pretty solid but i still wouldnt say shes on the juice
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